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Prep Demotivational Poster


GETTING READY TO DEPLOY -


TAGS: preparation military
Rating: 4.82/5

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smalltownguy - May 20, 2011, 2:08 pm
Ah memories! :) 100% accurate.
BeardNinja - May 20, 2011, 9:25 am
the sad truth is that this is probably a more worth while pump than anything the military does.
BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:15 am
Accurate!
StudentGuy - May 20, 2011, 6:13 am
Cool story Bro
forseti - May 20, 2011, 1:39 am
sounds like fun


PREPAREDNESS -


TAGS: preparedness rifles guns
Rating: 4.03/5

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rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


life's little lessons -


TAGS: prepare to pay unexpected costs
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2016, 12:27 am
Thanks, Zeul! Haven't heard from you for awhile. Welcome back!
Zeul - May 29, 2016, 8:05 pm
Dizz you nailed it!!!
mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm in CA. It depends on the type/severity of the fire and next nearest hydrant. It takes 15-20 minutes or more to get a tow truck and the line that hooks to the hydrant isn't very flexible. There's a lot of pressure involved. So yup, there's a reason.
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2016, 4:33 am
I hear that's standard operating procedure in Chicago. In every state, the law says the firekillers can damage whatever they need to in order to fight a fire
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks, JW! I'll be in and out for the next few months. Gotta be a responsible adult type... hate that!
JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 12:39 pm
Brilliant! Welcome home, dizz! ^^^^^Up


FALL IS HERE -




SURVIVING ARMAGEDDON - It's your wife's time of the month. Are you prepared?


TAGS: pms preparation survival
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 7:32 pm
true but being a female I know the alcohol can be used as a substitute teehee thanks for the comment
Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2012, 4:26 am
As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical use of chocolate-- this stock seems a little low--- ;-).


A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...


TAGS: happy childhood worst preparation teddy
Rating: 4.75/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
good work. a nice childhood isn't a good preparation for life either. in fact, no kind of childhood is a good preparation for life.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:40 pm
allow me to reword... from my experience and from what I see around me, it seem to be true ;)
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 5:25 pm
Not quite sure of context (the poster or me or even the word "you") but thanks any way :)
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:05 pm
5L from me... because you seem to be right.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 2:58 pm
I guess I can make this a bit more awkward if I said he can never return no matter how much I want him to... BUT it's all cool; he'd probably pissed if he could ... :)
Verdeckt - January 23, 2012, 2:45 pm
5 wait til your father gets homes


PREPAREDNESS - Being ready for anything, even unicorn attacks




REJECTION -




DIE - Prepare to do it


TAGS: princess bride die dying prepare
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 6:33 pm
Oh well...he tried...good effort


NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about




MARRIAGE - It's a trap. Take evasive action!


TAGS: all craft prepare to retreat
Rating: 3.29/5

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badwy - February 11, 2011, 9:18 am
255
Iconoclast - August 13, 2010, 5:31 pm
Only in Massachusetts, Connecticut, Vermont, New Hampshire, Iowa, DC or (maybe) California
wildcard9 - August 13, 2010, 3:06 pm
wait...Shouldn't Akbar be the Priest and the ladies be the couple?


THE TAX HIKE -


TAGS: income tax preparation alternatives humor
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
The motto of the IRS is: "We fund freedom." What have you got against freedom?
demon001 - January 5, 2014, 6:25 pm
Sounds like Ted Kaczynski!!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:06 pm

And the 42 shares has got to be a glitch. Got to be.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:05 pm

Well, I just love a man with dishpan hands~~and a beard.
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 5:15 pm
Holy nepotism, she only has 3 votes but already managed 42 shares Batman! No Robin, I hear that her and rerun are just close friends! You know I'm just kidding right lg? Word has it you're actually kissin' cousins.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:53 pm

;)
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:52 pm

Just think, a 5L would be worth a 5-kazillion L back in 1932...
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 3:33 pm
Good plan
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:21 pm
Yep, pretty soon it'll have to be 6L to have any value. Before the hike you'll have to settle for the old 5L.


DEFINITION: A BOOT - Canadian preposition. For example: "It's A BOOT time for a Molson, eh?"


TAGS: canada a boot preposition molson ale beer
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:44 am
Shut the Fuck up...Oh, Wait.....you're gone and no one cares....Yay!


SYMPATHY - You'll get none from me.


TAGS: ike radiant dawn path of radiance fire emblem super smash bros brawl taunt sympathy i fight for my friends prepare yourself aether
Rating: 2.59/5

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... - November 12, 2008, 2:27 pm
...Fluffy Poodles...you got 1 from me.


MULTI-TASKING - Because you don't have time to ride your bike and shit.




Snowbathing -


TAGS: polar bears nothern manitoba snow storms prepared
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - December 7, 2013, 9:00 pm
Shipped overnight air by UPS!
EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2013, 12:58 pm
Is that a penguin from Antarctica on that arctic spit? Must have escaped from a zoo!
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 10:54 am
Those cuddly polar bears will get ya ever time. Just don't let them GET ya cuz you'll be on that spit. Thanks for the vote mao.
maoworks2 - December 6, 2013, 7:46 am
Made Me Feel Good For Some Reason. 5 Cold L's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 5, 2013, 10:23 pm
Mess of a day, eh? I don't mind shoveling powder in December, but carving the snow out before Christmas does not bode well for our prospects this winter. Fair thee well, fellow Canadians......Winter is coming.
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 7:17 pm
Huh, guess he meant those things he used said to spypengen...teehee.
Greeny - December 5, 2013, 7:02 pm
Steve in a bear suit - lol
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 5:37 pm
Yep me too. Just came in for the 3rd time today shoveling out my driveway and sidewalks. Same thing yesterday. Tomorrow I'm just using the flame thrower!
Oldsod - December 5, 2013, 1:25 pm
Yessss...Looking out the window at sleet pellets. For the first time in a decade, I don't have to cut firewood. Not sure if that's better or worse.


Pain and Buying Jewelry -




'ROIDS -


TAGS: hemroids preparation me your mom
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - September 6, 2010, 6:17 pm
With the Beckhams, it's hard to know.


BUG OUT BAG - Remember. 'B.O.B.' is your friend.


TAGS: zombie preparedness emergency
Rating: 2.42/5

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Fatt Matt - August 21, 2009, 4:37 pm
(+) I'm / (-)I'll
Fatt Matt - August 21, 2009, 4:36 pm
Women need T.P. in a waterproof bag. That's what you meant to say I'll sure... ;)
CANADA( not logged in) - August 20, 2009, 4:22 pm
you need T.P. in a waterproof bag


IT'S NOT OVERKILL -


TAGS: it s preperation
Rating: 1.13/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:16 pm
...and an action figure.
Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 9:58 pm
Always an excuse to justify deeds.


10 BUCKS - says he forgets to gas up the Buick


TAGS: we see why walter might need preph
Rating: 4.52/5

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Zreiser - December 31, 2010, 10:50 am
This is awesome...don't know why it got bombed to go less than 5L.
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:47 am
5 facepalms
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:36 pm
Classic. 5 big ol 10 pointers.


SEX SELLS -




FUNNY -




GIRLFRIENDS -


TAGS: life time woman confidence preparation control relationship sexy ankle leg heel couch kline quote
Rating: 3.39/5

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me4891 - September 1, 2009, 4:09 pm
All the fun ones wear them
Derek - August 11, 2009, 7:52 pm
Parole anklet?


CHERRYPICKING -


TAGS: pastor unprepared tries to pick a verse
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:04 pm
This one never fails to give me the chuckles
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:56 pm
But don't get me wrong, when it comes to kids 'n such, I think there is far too little she-bear action.
Sean - May 28, 2009, 10:48 pm
Thanks. Started off as an asshole atheist rant but then I thought that Jesus warning the good folks about something our mothers used to was where the real funny lived. I think you agree with me on that.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 10:37 pm
An hour until swimming. Sweet. This is why your stuff consistently rocks.
BoneCD - May 28, 2009, 10:07 pm
Ahhh...childhood memories along side the pool...always so damn worried about dieing cause I just ate a cookie...Damn you, how will I sleep tonight *positive thoughts, fetal position...calm, calm*
Bob Chin - May 28, 2009, 9:40 pm
The fish weren't really fresh?


PREPARATION - Better be, because mom's gonna make you move out of the basement someday....


TAGS: preparation
Rating: 2.21/5

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poy - June 4, 2010, 5:31 am
hey, I have the same background :D


PREPUCE - The best-best-seller.




Life -




OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -


TAGS: kids preparing price
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
Hahaha...I'll have to remember that. Thanks for the comment!
robbidos - December 1, 2012, 4:46 pm
Door locks: Priceless


Cover To Cover -




RETROSPECT... -




BOY SCOUT PLEDGE -




Don't worry, y'all -




FINE DINING - You don't want to know how they prepare the rack-of-lamb.


TAGS: steak lamb dining preparation
Rating: 3.88/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2013, 5:55 pm
Oh no...that's where they do the seafood...don't ask...teehee.
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 5:12 pm
Um..Honey, Lets Go SOUTH of Ortonville for supper


PREPERATION -


TAGS: preperation
Rating: 2.76/5

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Lord Loss - January 31, 2010, 9:16 pm
I don't know, but that is an epic idea.
Purity - March 31, 2009, 6:09 pm
Uh... Does that shotgun turn into a spear? >_> Wtf's going on there?


Soldier on -


TAGS: hardship prepares ordinary people destiny
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 30, 2016, 12:49 am
Stunning


Personal Hygiene -


TAGS: body hair seasons preparing misspriss
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
Seriously e.r.v. WTF?
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 4:45 pm
Deep breaths...through the nose, slowly exhale through your mouth...extremely slowly. Wouldn't want you to have a heartache! Thanks crotchety, makes my day when I know I made someone else hyperventilate.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 11:20 am
Laughing . . . Can't . . . Breathe! 5L
MissPriss - March 4, 2015, 8:51 pm
You keep telling yourself that dizz...teehee. Thanks!
MissPriss - March 4, 2015, 8:49 pm
Aww, only sometimes 'cern? Thanks for the vote!
mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:18 am
Yes, BigO. The farging symbol fairy does her job with excess enthusiasm and vigor! Just have to out smart the little beyatch!
mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:16 am
LOL!!! With the favorite redhead elsewhere, I can totally relate, but I won't be needing pruning shears. A razor will do just fine! 5 laughing lions!
concern3 - March 4, 2015, 2:35 am
Some times you scare me, 5er
MissPriss - March 3, 2015, 2:38 pm
Now there's an image that I can live with...was it Froot Loops? Thanks for the vote Mr. Gary!
GaryO - March 3, 2015, 8:52 am
really? s.w.a.l.l.o.w is censored?
GaryO - March 3, 2015, 8:51 am
Down! Breakfast; STAY DOWN! 5 hard swallows
MissPriss - March 2, 2015, 10:28 pm
Moo(?) I just snort laughed! I don't like snort laughing. Thompson...NO ONE is from Thompson...teehee. Thanks for the L's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2015, 10:16 pm
You never told me you were from Thompson. As always 5L


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